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The whole fucking point of tumblr is to write that shit. To get it out and have people listen and not tell you to be quiet and keep it to yourself.
Posted on 1st Aug at 5:00 PM, with 1,205 notes

gloomyteens:

baby: d- d-

dad: …daddy??

baby: did you or did you not come for me today

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Posted on 1st Aug at 4:57 PM, with 28,459 notes

marios-nightmare:

13 year old: I’m so old and cool!! I’m gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I’m 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I’m not a child!! I can do everything on my own!

17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

21 year old:

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Posted on 1st Aug at 4:52 PM, with 4 notes

that British girl is not funny. y’all are trying way too hard to make this ironically funny

is not funny broom broom

Posted on 1st Aug at 3:10 AM, with 50,704 notes

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

Posted on 1st Aug at 3:05 AM, with 221,374 notes

vvankinq:

I scrolled to the bottom for an explanation but I’m still confused

riri giving church secretary realness

Posted on 1st Aug at 3:00 AM, with 243,110 notes
narcotic:

there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.

narcotic:

there’s something comforting about a bed on the floor, it represents somebody who doesn’t quite have their shit together, i like that.

Posted on 1st Aug at 3:00 AM, with 106 notes
another stupid fucking post. I’m gonna reblog posts now and call them stupid.
you fall in love with people who you share mutual interests with and are also attracted to you.
Like you don’t love someone “you can’t have” like whAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

another stupid fucking post. I’m gonna reblog posts now and call them stupid.

you fall in love with people who you share mutual interests with and are also attracted to you.

Like you don’t love someone “you can’t have” like whAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Posted on 1st Aug at 2:52 AM, with 44 notes
seriously this is why this website is fucked up like what the fuck does this even mean its like yall are TRYING to be depressed????

seriously this is why this website is fucked up like what the fuck does this even mean its like yall are TRYING to be depressed????

Posted on 1st Aug at 2:50 AM, with 11,469 notes

ignitionremix:

i dont have a wii i just like this song

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