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Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:18 AM, with 11 notes

THE BOY IM TALKING TO IS SO CUTE!!

ok so like this is going to be cute and lame so skip over it if you don’t want to vomit

I called the guy I’ve been talking to and we were just shooting the shit as we do because we’re rad. And then we started picking on each other and he makes a few good reads and I just say

"You think you’re so clever…"

and then he says “I am clever it’s my middle name.”

and I’m rad so I say “That’s a stupid name.”

hey says “I’m going to name my kid Clever”

and I was like “That kids gonna get bullied.”

and this smart ass said

"Nah, people will see him from far away and say ‘isn’t that Clever?’."

…. I burst out laughing. I am dating a witty fuck

Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:01 AM, with 3,587 notes
kurokoshirai:

don’t even fucking talk to me if you’re not willing to commit on this level

kurokoshirai:

don’t even fucking talk to me if you’re not willing to commit on this level

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:49 PM, with 5 notes
witchqueen13:

Wish me luck on this #BobbiBrown interview!!

witchqueen13:

Wish me luck on this #BobbiBrown interview!!

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:02 PM, with 62,563 notes

digimemory:

people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them

image

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:01 PM, with 41,125 notes

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:43 PM, with 453 notes
HOW ARE Y’ALL STILL SLEEPING ON JON BELLION THO?????? HE SHOULD BE ALL YOU ALL TALK ABOUT

HOW ARE Y’ALL STILL SLEEPING ON JON BELLION THO?????? HE SHOULD BE ALL YOU ALL TALK ABOUT

Posted on 21st Oct at 10:51 AM, with 77,416 notes
officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

officialwhitegirls:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

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