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The whole fucking point of tumblr is to write that shit. To get it out and have people listen and not tell you to be quiet and keep it to yourself. Taken.
Posted on 10th Jan at 4:38 AM, with 164,992 notes

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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Posted on 5th Dec at 11:17 AM, with 139,300 notes

malibuken:

moodyspacebabe:

king-emare:

great-tweets:

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WOW

this was perfect

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

wow i didn’t know i need this video in my life

Posted on 7th Nov at 4:10 AM, with 228,377 notes

atorrez1:

emotional-witchdyke:

I hadnt even unmuted it yet and I smashed the reblog button so fast

Fav

Posted on 25th Sep at 4:01 PM, with 664,217 notes

alexander:

marshmallow-princess-420:

winjennster:

womanthinking:

Scientifically the most pure thing on our wretched mess of a planet.

Rare footage of Bambi and Thumper.

This was tooo cute for me not to reblog

Bitch last commenter is a WHOLE ass porn blog

Posted on 16th Jun at 9:09 PM, with 121,199 notes

tlffanypollard:

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

Posted on 16th Jun at 7:41 PM, with 187,711 notes

dog-rates:

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

Posted on 28th Nov at 10:17 AM, with 5 notes

Protip

The older you get the worse thoughts of suicide become. Even if you’ve got it handled and you’ve been skidding through life on autopilot so you don’t have to think about how bad you want to die. Sooner or later the fuel will run out and you’ll remember how great the idea was if you could just sleep forever.

Posted on 16th Oct at 5:04 PM, with 9 notes
We take life too seriously. Not every situation is important, not every date unkept will throw off a calender, Not every life lost will bring the end, Not every dark time will take out the sun. So relax, brighten up, let it go. The less importance you put on the bad things the more you have left to put on the good.

Damn I wrote this? I was good like 6 years ago

Posted on 4th Jun at 1:49 PM, with 10,489 notes

remhadley:

I’ve got you in my sights.

Love them so.much

Posted on 1st May at 7:25 AM

heavymetalpuppies asked: Wtf r u doin

Coddddddyyyyyy I was getting stoned and playing overwatch lol you play overwatch??? Also I’m graduating college like wut :o

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