THE BOY IM TALKING TO IS SO CUTE!!
ok so like this is going to be cute and lame so skip over it if you don’t want to vomit
I called the guy I’ve been talking to and we were just shooting the shit as we do because we’re rad. And then we started picking on each other and he makes a few good reads and I just say
"You think you’re so clever…"
and then he says “I am clever it’s my middle name.”
and I’m rad so I say “That’s a stupid name.”
hey says “I’m going to name my kid Clever”
and I was like “That kids gonna get bullied.”
and this smart ass said
"Nah, people will see him from far away and say ‘isn’t that Clever?’."
…. I burst out laughing. I am dating a witty fuck
people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them