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The whole fucking point of tumblr is to write that shit. To get it out and have people listen and not tell you to be quiet and keep it to yourself.
Posted on 21st Sep at 11:05 AM, with 3 notes

I just got a free frap from Starbucks because I was waiting too long I didn’t even have to say anything the girl just apologized and said it was free she must have heard about my reputation at other places lol

Posted on 20th Sep at 3:39 PM, with 159,064 notes
"I don’t broadcast every high & I don’t hide every low. I’m trying to live. I’m not trying to convince the world I have life."
— Unknown  (via intensional)

Oh my god

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Posted on 20th Sep at 3:33 PM, with 7 notes

Anonymous said: You ever thought of posting nudes?

yall im so horny dont

Posted on 20th Sep at 1:06 PM, with 58,675 notes
invisiblink:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

which you can then wear two days in a row

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE TRUTH!!!!!!

invisiblink:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

which you can then wear two days in a row

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE TRUTH!!!!!!

Posted on 20th Sep at 12:58 PM, with 75,515 notes
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Posted on 20th Sep at 12:19 PM, with 6,716 notes

barabait:

Please don’t ever think Hispanic people are not a minority and don’t need to be protected from racism and the way they’re represented in media

We are not cleaning ladies, we are not alcoholics, we do not mow your lawn, we are not exotic sexy mysteries for your white ass to unlock the secrets of

Posted on 19th Sep at 3:03 PM, with 489 notes

talkshitnojutsu:

just two bros.. jerkin it.. no homo..

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS REALLY CLOSE TO MY HOMETOWN LOL Y’ALL THIS IS LIKE SO REGULAR HERE IT’S SAD

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